"…Are you scared?"
"No. Now, shut up. You're shaking the plane."
"Calm down. There's a greater chance of you being struck by lightning, than anything happening during this flight."
"Look, logically, historically, empirically, I know we're perfectly safe. But, in the dark recess of my mind, I also know this is impossible! Man simply was not meant to scream through the air in a giant sardine tin!"
"The only one screaming, here, is you."
"Your compassion is overwhelming."
"Listen. If you feel nervous, just squeeze my hand. There. Better?"
"I love you."
"I love you, too."
"Oh, you're going to love meeting my parents- ow!"